Here are the odds and ends I don't really know what to do with.

A long time ago I found this shirt at Wal-Mart. I haven't worn it in the 7 years I've had it.


One Halloween I made a Kent-o-Lantern.


Directions (on back, not pictured):

Prepare sizzling hot and spicy. Tastes best with cherries and whipped cream. Let simmer for 5 min. Stir (and stroke) frequently. Let harden for 2 min. Insert into any dish for extra meaty flavor.


Pure hot, throbbing, pounding, sizzling meat.

Serving Size: ALL

I was a pretty sick kid.


Old site promo.


You can see, behind King Torrent of Television, my modest anime collection.


It must suck being orphaned.


"Come on down to Tokyo..."


Ronin Warriors = LIFE