Bender: Guess what, dude.
Sage: Oh no.
Bender: What are you 'oh no'ing about? You don't even know what I'm gonna say.
Sage: Hal, I've been putting up with your shit for the past 14 years. I know when you've got bad news.
Bender: Well you're wrong, Datier. 'Cause aside from a bunch of raunchy parodies about you being posted in the Muzik section, there's also a brand new song in which you get to pwn Rowen-
Sage: That's not so bad.
Bender: -and the Bent Lounge is back.
Sage: The what Lounge?
Bender: The Bent Lounge.
Sage: The Bent what?
Bender: The Bent Lounge.
Sage: The what what?
Bender: Bear with us, folks. I think he's in shock.
Sage: I'm not shocked. I'm mortified.
July 1 2010
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