12 Days of Ronin Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the second day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the third day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . eight Rowens thinking, seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . nine Cyes-a-cooking, eight Rowens thinking, seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . ten Warlords leaping, nine Cyes-a-cooking, eight Rowens thinking, seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . eleven action figures, ten Warlords leaping, nine Cyes-a-cooking, eight Rowens thinking, seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits. Four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords and the front gate of the Dynasty.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Ancient gave to me . . . twelve Ryos crying, eleven action figures, ten Warlords leaping, nine Cyes-a-cooking, eight Rowens thinking, seven Sages preening, six Kentos snacking, five armor suits, four doujinshi, three OAVs, two Fervor swords *pause* and the front gate of the Dynasty.

 

©2003 H.J. Bender