S.A.G.E.

Ryo, feeling emo today?
I said, Rowen, do you need to get laid?
I said, Kento, just ‘cause Cye ain’t your babe
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Ryo, there’s someone who can help,
I said, Rowen, quit playing with yourself
He’s an expert, and I bet you my life
That he’ll show you all a good time.

His name goes just like this: S-A-G-E
He’s bringing sexy back, S-A-G-E
He’s got everything for you boys to enjoy
You can check out all of his toys.

It’s fun to party with S-A-G-E
The master of teh sex, S-A-G-E
You can get yourself laid, get a piece of some ass,
If you want anything, just ask.

Ryo, do you heed my advice?
I said, Rowen, need a brand new sex life?
I said, Kento, did you make it with Cye?
Have you heard about this great guy?

No man can survive on his own.
I said, Ronins, don’t you feel alone?
Then just go there, meet with S-A-G-E
And I’m sure he’ll do you for free!

His name goes just like this: S-A-G-E
He’s bringing sexy back, S-A-G-E
He’s got everything for you boys to enjoy
You can check out all of his toys.

It’s fun to party with S-A-G-E
The master of teh sex, S-A-G-E
You can get yourself laid, get a piece of some ass,
If you want anything, just ask.

Ryo, I was once in your shoes
I said, Rowen, I once had the blues, too.
I felt no one cared if I was a slut
Thought the whole world could kiss my butt.

That’s when some guy walked up to me
And said, “Hey there, I am S-A-G-E,
In this town I’m making my first debut
And I’ve got a deal for you.”

His name goes just like this: S-A-G-E
He’s bringing sexy back, S-A-G-E
He’s got everything for you boys to enjoy
You can check out all of his toys.

It’s fun to party with S-A-G-E
The master of teh sex, S-A-G-E
You can get yourself laid, get a piece of some ass,
If you want anything, just ask.

His name goes just like this: S-A-G-E
He’s bringing sexy back, S-A-G-E
He’s got everything for you boys to enjoy
You can check out all of his toys.

It’s fun to party with S-A-G-E
The master of teh sex, S-A-G-E
You can get yourself laid, get a piece of some ass,
If you want anything, just ask . . .

 

©2002 H.J. Bender