Blue (If I Were Green I Would Die)

Yo, listen up, here’s the story
About a samurai named Rowen Hashiba
And all day and all night he says that green is bad and not blue
Like him, inside and outside

Blue his hair with some blue eyes also
And a blue armor, and everything is blue on it
And he says to everybody around but only Sage is present to hear him:

“I’m blue
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die

“I’m blue
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die

(inst)

“I’ve got blue armor and it’s better, too
Your Halo armor does not have that hue
Blue’s so much better than the color green
Blue as in navy, not aquamarine

“Blue is the sky above and sea below
Four zeros, two Fs make up blue’s hex code
Blue is a pretty color, unlike green
Garbage and boogers are both colored green

“I’m blue
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die

“I’m blue
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die, if I were green I would die,
If I were green I would die.”
(Inside and outside)

Blue his hair with some blue eyes also
And a blue armor, and everything is blue on it
And he says that blue’s much better than green, till he gets punched by Seiji, who tells him:

“You’re bruised
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry?

“You’re bruised
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry, if it turns green would you cry,
If it turns green, would you cry?”

 

©2009 H.J. Bender